Ottawa County bridge tournament (regional qualifier)

[MikeLong]

Nice day for a bridge tournament here at Oak harbor high school. As usual there is no sign of Williard Fillmore. Who grossly over exaggerates his ability to play bridge. The winner of today's match will advance to the semi finals in Columbus next weekend then nationals in Phoenix Arizona the following weekend. My close friend VP of the OBC and today's tournament administrator Daniel Lafferty said there is no one on today's roster from Ontario. Strike three Williard. Dump and I will be facing Jerry Cannon and Gary Potter in the first round.

Go Tigers

[Willard Fillmore]

 

[shelbyrr11]

Mr. Lafferty told me that no bridge match with the famously temperamental Mike will ever be sanctioned for any *serious* qualifier. No doubt because of the fallout that happened with the OBC and the weasel flu. I hear that patient zero contracted it after prolonged exposure with a species known as the equus asinus. Very curious.